50 Funny Birthday Quotes to Make Others SmileHappy 60th Birthday! Mutts by Andrews McMeel Publishing. Take 4! Be the first to write a review. Minimal wear. Skip to main content.
These favorite titles are ready for another generation of children to love. Celebrate 50 years of America's favorite teddy bear with a brand-new, classically illustrated picture book by Academy Award winner Viola Davis. When Lisa takes Corduroy to the theater for the very first time, it's so magnificent and exciting that he just can't help heading out on his own to explore. From the orchestra pit to the prop table to the dressing rooms, Corduroy sees it all. Could there be a place for Corduroy on stage, too?
Inspirational Words of Wisdom. We offer funny birthday quotes about aging, ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny. A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated. You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile! Famous Funny Birthday Quotes I will never be an old man.
Reaching the half- century mark is a milestone in anyone's life; but, the best way to keep it from turning into a millstone is to enjoy some funny quotes about 50th birthdays. Most of the words of wisdom on aging, and on hitting the 50 mark, seem to be wryly anticipating the incipient decrepitude of old age to come. Which is really a shame, since aging is inevitable, and as one sage said, "it sure beats the alternative! Lady Nancy Astor, born a Virginia southern belle who would marry a landed English lord and become the first woman ever to sit in Parliament, was a well known beauty with a marvelous wit. Her expressions are still repeated to this day. On aging, Lady Astor was particularly sublime: "I reuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
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My story begins at my 50th birthday party. It was one for the history books and will go down as an all time life altering event. I shared my birthday with all my friends, all the people who loved me were there, all my loving family was there, all the people who respected me in business were there, even all my neighbors who enjoyed my company were there. If you looked in the contacts folder of my phone it scrolled for what seemed days. You see, I had no lack of acquaintances, neighbors, family and business associates.
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